The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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