**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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