If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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