I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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