You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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