No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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