Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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