We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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