dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
that is very illegal...i love you.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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