Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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