It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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