We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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