He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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