I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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