im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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