Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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