My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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