Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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