this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Randomize