do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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