his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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