It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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