and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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