We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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