Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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