tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Randomize
