I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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