what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize