Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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