capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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