My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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