last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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