I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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