i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
i believe in u and ur pee
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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