i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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