And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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