So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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