Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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