i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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