What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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