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I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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