That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Even my vagina gasped.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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