How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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