Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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