It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I think I sprained my soul last night
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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