Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
