white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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