If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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