How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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