We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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