you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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