They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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