U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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