Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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