People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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