New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Two words: nipple clamps
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