singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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